Irish History (middle Ages)

Durring the begining Of the Irish Rule the Irish started to make an Army. for an Army they  recruited  Potatoe Monsters and Ware Wolves But when they finally got a Huge army they Invaded Wales and Took it over From there Leader Mitt Romney the 10th.so the Irish Finally ruled a little Empire so they had to elect a leader so they had to pick from a Zombie a Predator or a spunge so they picked the Zombie. and then the Zombie made everyone  convert so  they had an army of undead and potatoe Monsters that eventually killed and took over England. and once they took over England they headed  for  Rome. well the Riomes got mad verry easilly and  started killing  all  the Irish and Zombies and took over england and killed their leader the Zombie. 100 years pasted and the Irish then elected their leader know as Bobby and Bobby was the weakest Leader in History he lost all of the land that he owned in a poker Game.so he was kicked out of Office and the Indian Casino on fith and cresent Owned Ireland and  started a ritch and profitable empire that owned about 40,000 Merccenaries 9,000,000 slaves and 8,000 Prite ships. combined with the Irish  10 ZOmbies, 400 Humans,1 slave, 2 Rock Monsters. Invaded Northern England and took Controle of it then invaded Scotland and from there they whent for London and Wales and they held the Britan Island for some time and waited for the fall of the Roman Empire. when the Roman Empire Fell the Celts quickly moved in and invaded with the sacksens, Barbarians, Greeks and Rapists alike. the Irish thought  of the smart Idea to invade the Celts. so they did and took over what we know as Finland,Sweden, Norway, and parts of Russia.so the Irish Became the Biggest country after the Romans DIed off. so the Irish and the Celts made a deal that they would merge countries and they did and started an unbreakable  country that took over every piece of land known to man in the world. But Rebelions started happening. for one the British Island Broke off and  same as Irish, Chineese. Japaneese, Spanish and  other countries split up the celts. so the celts retreated all of their troops to Mitt Romney the 100th's Back Yard. But then  the Irish and the English got into a Big battle that lasted for 300 fricken Years and had NO PURPOSE. so the Irish stayed a nation  untill  1690 when they were invaded by seaguls. But then they regained their independents in 1812 when they used a  series of Bird Gass to kill all of the Seagulls and from there on out they have stayed their own nation up ontill 2390 when they took over the Unites States of Amairica But that is another story.