King Kermit's Kin

ALSO  WHO EVER KEEPS DELEATING THIS STOP I AM SORRY THAT I POSTED THIS ON  YOUR PRESHIUS  KKK WEBSITE BUT REALLY JUST STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey if you are a KKK member please read this (this is what everyone else views you as) if your a  non member then  enjoy the laughs :).  Back round information: I have studdied the KKK for  two weeks  looked up them on wikipidia/ non KKK websites and  also looked at them  on their own websites  and videos  of recruitment (made my self look like a racist   in the local Libarry) But I  really Hope you enjoy and Veiwer descreshion is advised there is  swearing and  suspected insults  directly thrown at theese kkk members. and their real name is Koo Klucks klan so  pleae if you have time   go to their chats and to their website and Bash the ****   out of them because they deserve it Thank you and Enjoy the Reading.

Now this race of  semi Humans and  semi Tony Hawks Breed manly on peoples tears. They do not care who you are or what you do if you look diffrent they will not like you. when they were a new state of cultyness they use to spread propaganda around telling everyone to hate African Amairicans. does'nt this remind you of anything? No not Disney, No not  cats But it reminds me of the Amairican  Nazis  don't you think? Both Hate and segugate other  groups of people because of beliefes and because of the way they look not to  metion if  any of them saw a  Human walking down the street with a pink shirt on they would pelt him with rocks and maybe even turtles. Now a days they are only around because of   Racist people who think that Mexicans are stealing all of the Jobs and Jews are stealing all of the money WELL THIS IS ALL FAULSE  because it is none of them But  the Hipno Toad is taking over everything. the Hipnotoad is magically  controlling all of the  Ritch  people  so that they ship Jobs over to  China. Also the Hipno Toad stole your house. (look out side there is a toad and look in his eyes  because he  is so cute). But  the KKK are blaiming  everything on a group or groups of people who  did nothing wrong and also  do you want to know who leads the KKK? That is right THE HUNNY BADGER. this makes perfect sence since he got his own show the KKK has grown dramaticly. Just look at it this way  since the Hunny Badger   got his own show the KKK  grew 40% and  Drug sales 23% and people watching Animal Planet 100% But those are statistics you  should nto know. But what do the KKK do now you may  ask well they only make the Best chilly in this side of missouri  it is  so delisous. Wait never mind they hide in the woods woting for their time to strike. Have you ever seen children of the corn? well that was a section of the KKK I like to call them creepy scary red army. But that is not the only army the KKK have. as we speak the KKK are growing they are recruiting  every Pedo Bear and Dog they can  find. Translation   Hide yo Kids Hide yo wife because they are coming to rape you in the Butt. wait where was I oh ya...... so the KKK are recruiting all the Pedo Bears they can find. But the USA knows this so they have Hired the Best minds in the country Captain crunch, tony the Tiger and Flow from  that creepy inserance  commercial. so on this day october 22,2013 the biggest  Battle on earth is  happening................

2 days later

Well the Usa Wone  the Cerial compomnies and Flow  did nothing the pedo bears took them to their chacks and you know   brought them to their pet Grapist and kind of   all graped them together unfutnetly. But after they all died the Government  sent their secret weapon  Justin Bieber's Dead body( Jackosouras killed him)  and   used him a a blockade  the Pedo bears whent for him and kind of did gross stuff to his body. ( I actually do not dislike Justin Bieber I hate him he ruined Music and  little  girls hearts everywhere who knew he was gay wait never mind  "he has a Boy friend" wink wink). But back to the story so  the government  then  whent after the KKK BUT FAILED. Missisippi Protected them. why you may ask? well some people in that state are just as racist as the KKK  AND THEY DO NOT EVEN HUG KITTENS O SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP. But still really  some states should  elect  people who actually hug cats, Because it is a CRIME against nature  if  you do not atleast like Tigers. But again Back to the story. so  the KKK  and  the racist sothern state that I apparently can not spell correctly so lets call them  SUB 0. So SUB 0 and the KKK made a deal if they work together then they  will over throw the Presedent and  put Mitt Romney in charge of the  countries Razins. (ummmm what?). so they  then  whent to washington tried to  kill the Presedent BUT FAILED the Presedent knows  a KKK mens weakness and that is  a cross. if a KKK man sees a cross he has to  put it on fire  or  supposally he is not christan or something like that. so the KKK man  set the  cross on fire and kept trying to do it untill the sprincallers whent off and he still tried to do it untill the COCO PUFF  Bird stopped him and  throw his  COOKOOO Puff tantrum and Hit him over the Head with a stick of Butter made from Human Milk. so  they  caught the KKK man  made him  speak. and  the way  to do this is  you take a  disk of  any disney movie and threaten to break it(it is not that hard to do  they are  not that smart). so then the Presedent  rounded up all of the KKK men and sent to to..................

ALASK where everyone is a little bit Racist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan (wiki on them)

http://www.kkk.com/ ( the KKK website please try to troll if you can)

http://historymatters.gmu.edu/d/5073/ ( other  crazy shite)

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