Crampombie

This is the saddest animal ever to walk on this earth. What was once an experiment between a naked mole rat and a manatee, this mammal kills it's pray by staring down it's enemy and stones them. These abominations weigh about 300 pounds and about 7 feet long from head to tippy top of tail. They were invented in Sweden during WW2 as a weapon to kill the Nazi's which failed horribly because these beasts are so lazy they can not even walk 2 steps with out eating something. When the Nazi's got their hands on them they used the fat and the you know what's to make pastries to their troops ( what we now call twinkies). But when the Russians invaded Germany they knew what to do with them. They used the crampombie to sit on American  nukular launch sites (eventually stopped WW3) and they absorbed many nukes and smoke which made them transform into, you guessed it the kardashians. But the crampombies who did not morph into an even worse state were out casted to mount Doom by President Obama. And that is why hossa really went out of business, But that is a mother story. So after they were casted out to mount doom  they eventually sucked up the lava which screwed over Frodo. So you know The Lord of the rings story right??? The last part was a lie this is how it whent. Since there was no lava golem still bit off frodos finger and then nothing happened and a crampombie came up from the shadows and ate Frodo. then humans and elves surrounded by orks were all killed and put on spikes for their actions. Then the orks eventually died because of a nuke sent back in time by the Russians. But the only ones alive were the crampombies Till they all committed suiside because they saw Hana Montana in concert (this is all true)

(Sam wise survived he was a crampombie)

-williumwall