Teryonical

This thing is he biggest jerk/ evil think known in existence! It's secondary name is sucubus. As soon as it come near you it grabs on to you and sucks your life away. It's skin is as ugly as a teenage cat's attitude. It's head is more ugly then a crampombie's. it kills babies and makes cats hide their lolz. This beast is so cruel that she makes Kim John UN look like a saint. It use to kill all animals in it's way just to kill them. No even mitt Romney would tutch it. But this beast did help allot In history. It killed famous people like Elvis Presley and Joan of arch. Also she started the Spanish equidistant. They were aiming for it but instead killed thousands of innocent people. But it also told Sarah pallen to eat the head off a bat  I mean the creepy man..... But then the last thing it did was shut down the government. Oh no it is no the republicans it was this beast, it actually killed all the republicans and morphed into them so they all did the same thing. Oh wait never mind that is impossible then it morphed into the President? Wait breaking news it was spotted in putten's bed room then why do the republicans not like Obama care? Oh that's right hey would rather kill Amairicans then help them but the ones who get it he actual people who want what is best are getting messed up threatened and names being messed up by their own party but that is another topic. Okay back to the story so since it left putin's bed room he noticed it cheated on him so he sent all his men to kill her in Georgia. (Start of the Georgian Genocide) so they found her and killed her with billions of balloons. And then Russia pulled out of Georgia