History of Japan

Why Hello we normally tell you some stupid made up history of some Animal or Country But today we are going to make it as legit as possable, so sit back and read becuase you know what I lied so suck it up and enjoy it or we will send an Ant to your house and bite you Muhahahahahahahahha.

so you may not know the true story of the samurai But they were the Strongest and  most Gruesum of all  the  Armies in the  World. they use to raid Villages kill all of the people who were disloyal and Yes they KILLED BAMBIE. they really did not have a big group  of men coming from the small Island so, they whent to srip clubs, Malls and creiges list to recruit  men to fight for them. the First country they invaded were the Chineese Run By Mutanoa skalotora(real name of a chineese Ruler and if you dissaprove I hate  you) the  youngest Leader of China Ever Held of Japan and  Offered them the Korean Peninsula if  the Japaneese Gave them their Most Pricless Statue of  The Pedo from your Local Libarry(Yes every Libarry has a pedofile Like it or not they are out there stocking the younge trust me  I'm a doctor). so Japan  stayed a peacfull powerfull nation that sponsored books and hid the dope from  kids I mean that wrote books and gre dope for kids sorry. But the Japan army grew so Big and masive that they eventually invaded Australia and the Pope Republic ( real Island). But the Japan army eventually fell apart and got so sad and depressed they  Renamed their empire from Japen to Japan. But from there on out they  whent back to their Island and stayed there untill WWII where tey almost  took over the whole pacific DAMB YOU AMAIRICANS.

WARNING 2 Babies Died Writing this each word is a  pint of blood I had to  drink so Be warned that I will keep killing them because they tast SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD :P