Jackosouras



Add VideoAdd ImageHIstory of  The Jackosouras  ==The Jackosouras, also known as the Hetronemod, has a very long and interesting history. For starters Scientist say it was made when a llama and a Gorilla mated. Hetronemod was a well abundant species it started to be hunted by the most fiercest and creepy things known to man. the first creature to ever hunt the Hetronemod was the Grapist. The Hetronemod eventually evolved and was able to defend themselves off from the Grapist by learning how to dance, which scared off the Grapist. Soon, all of the singing and dancing attracted a wild herd of PEDOBEARS who would squeeze the Jackosouras to death then tear them limb from limb. But surprisingly the Jackosouras lived on and were able to leave their holes. Right as they began their mass exodus, a nuke hit Japan ( where they are located). BUT one little Jackosouras lived on and mated with a Dog to form a a Poodle. But that is another story, Lets get back to this one. so that poor little Jackosouras went throw the most dangerous of danger and found a house and who lived in that house you may ask?? Your'e correct it was Justin Beiber. Justin Beiber treated the Jackosouras very well until Justin Bieber started to sing, at which point the Jackosouras brutally murdered Justin Bieber and his whole family. No one has seen or heard from a Jackosouras since. If you have any information or where about of it call your local police station so we can properly dissect it and mount it in the White house. Ermmmm... I mean so we can examine it for science. My previous statement is what the  Germans would do if they discovered it. Not the Americans. Please notify us immediately or we will send Chuck Norris to your hous