Blanhopper

This is one of the first animals in the world. It looks like a dog and has red hair. It lives in holes under mitt Romney's home. But where were they before this you may ask? Well it was kin of the world. It was the first animal to speak walk and do the flamingo. Through out history he blan was praised by humans and by other Animals. Based on the provopillop scrolls, he blan invented music and helped he megatrons kill the desepticons. While the world was new of course. But the blan was at every major event in history. (He killed Michael Jackson). But when the plague happened the. Villagers and the nobles bosomed the blan and hunted him and almost exterminated him but it survived. Then he blan came back during he USA civil war the Blan rounded up a bunch of. Slaves and slave owners and right there hey made an agreement with the south that, instead of slaves they can have cheap workers in china do there work and they excepted it. But after all of this the blan met up with valdamor and told him that Harry potter has one weakness and that is pot. So valdamor and he blan set a trail of pot to a trap and Harry potter followed it and eventually before he could make a stick or what ever the blan and valdamor threw Harry potter Ina pit and then filled it up with lava from mount doom (thanks to the crampombies). So then blan was the leader of wizerdly place or something like that and ordered everyone to invade Narnia. The battle did not take long. ( Narnians are weak ). The blan eventually got a big enough army to rule he world so he sent his huge army to the earth to regain his greatness but when they were charging through A little cabinet House it was in was carpet bombed by Vladimir Putin and the French armada. So the blan with his remaining army went to talk to he league of doom And hey offered to help so the narnians super ill and and ugly descanting wizards all attacked Washington DC but when they got there it was abandoned and the blan asked why but no one was there so the blan flew to Australia and tried to attack but when they got there they were nuked by the pope......... The blan was never heard from again if you see this bing tell us at 681-758-121thank you

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