Starcomed

Well Let me tell you a story of the most odd of all the Animals in the Kingdom. The Starcomed lives in the planet of Earth and  in the content Antarctica. They have Black feathers and love Rock and Roll. their main Diet consists of Leopard seals. they are the strongest and smartest race out there. they  were so smart that they were able to  get all of their members into the senate and into presidency. They believe in Human Rights and Animal Rights Defend the Americas But when will it go too far? the people revolted saying they were nonhuman( they aren't they  BIds......)  so they  all fought for their rights(WW3? and tried to fight off the protesters. they  did not proceed because of Stalin Stalin them with his Plan of Mass destruction. so they made an agreement that they would have a vote once every four years and the winner wins the seat in the white house so  they did that and the Starcomb used innocent and correct tactics while the other pardies used  lies and Payed Mexicans to vote for them. so the Starcomb lost and was sad. and the one person  that no one liked named George FU Bush got into office I,wait  his name is  George W.Bush woops my bad (was it?). so the George W Bush tried the BEst he could  with the government ( chuck norris even said he sucked), so while he was in office something odd happened.  a terrorist Group named the Federation for fluffy Kittens  Suicide Bombed  the Olaf towers and  the Bush Blamed it on the one Helpless country in the World and, do you know who want was? killapora. Not his own stupidity who  cut  Money on the NSA,(also he was stupid). so  they invaded Killapora  killed MANY innocent people including the world renown Pedo Bear and his kids Mitt Romney,Vlad the Impalor, Dick Cheney and   steve. Killapora was sad and became a third world country after that. so then after his 8 years were up(stupid humans). a new man went into office named Barack Obama. HE  is a Starcomed By Birth and  He did some awesome stuff when he was elected like the Affordable care act and oh and that  then there was the  oh and  ya.

Sorry really do now what to say bad about them :( they are not easy to make fun of like I can even make fun of me :( sorry hope you liked it