SPARTANS

SPARTANS had a small army of orks and people with BIG freacken sheilds they used for eating what we call today Iron. they were a strong people with strong animals. they all got A's on there Fighting training. they would kill a Roman a day and loved to dance to  Miley Cyrus (before she turned all creepy and descusting oh wait she has allways been that way never mind). They   never had an enimmy till the PERSIANS ran in and started to try to kill the Spartans. so the Spartan thought it was a good Idea to Run after a 10+ thousand army with only 300 men  when they could have easilly been flanked and cornerd  by the PERSIANS. they Spartans could have atacked easilly but they all had to  yell SPARTA while runing wich woke up the spartans Jackosourases and mercenaries that all charged after the spartans the Spartans Held out for 4 days and 4 nights and killed most  Persians some how. I still think that  if they faced the US army they would have got  run down by tanks and Guns. But on the 5th day  the Persians got smart and looked up GOOGLE EARTH and found out that the Spartans kind of killed them selves by going under a ledge.so they rounded up all of there Giants and cats and whent to flank the Spartans but since the King of sparta had a kean smell he smelt wet cat 10 minutes before they attacked so they  ran and hid in a  hole. so while they were in the hole the persians waited and waited and eventually they invented  the battling ram and rambed  them selves into  the Hole and found out that the spartans some how surrounded them with 5+thousand Sparatans when sparta only had 3  thousand  people in their empire. But after they killed all of the Persians they  all ran back to their capital and found out that they were beat  there by  GIANT GUINEA PIG. so they were like O SNAP   so they tried to kill all of them but the Spartans gave up after 3 minutes when the Guinea pigs ate most their men so they all fled to  Rome had a pint of Ale then found out that Roman's  don't take to kindly to Greeks. so the SPARTANS  tried to run away but the Romans  tied them all up and tickled them with fethers. then the Spartans all died by laughing to mutch.