Tedicusmaximus





 The Tedicusmaximus is a very interesting and smart creature. It Get's it's food by  stabbing and whacking an animal with it's tail. The Tedicusmaximus Never really  had any enemies until the  Animal we call Lucyagiropriticulad (or Lucy for shot) started teasing and stealing the young of the Tedicusmaximus. But when this happened, The Tedicusmaximus fell vulnerable and weak to  Lions  and Tigers and Bears OH MY. after years and Years of  them getting teased, the Tedicusmaximus decided  to relocate. But what they did not know is they went the wrong way, when they thought they were going to  England they eventually found out the  African winds Brought them to HELL (North Korea). when they  finally reached the shores of their new Home they  noticed that  they made the wrong decision. they saw people  getting Hugs and Kisses and everyone working together. WAIT sorry  sorry  sorry  I  was  Reading my  son's story about  what he wants' to do to Justin Bieber sorry again. So when  They got  to  their destination they noticed that it was the worse place they could have gone too. They saw a fat Narwhal on every Building and the Bathrooms DO NOT EVEN HAVE TOILET PAPER. shoot sorry again was reading  my wife's rants. okay so back to the story. so and the Symbol  for the country looks like someone flipping you off. But that was not even the worse part. the Tedicusmaximus was Hunted Down and forced to  sell  off all of his magic cards to the fat narwhal. But right after they did that the Tedicusmaximus all Died off because supposedly they survived off of cards. Didn't they eat?? and why the Heck am I still here? Honey? Honey? can I have some Pizza? NO Pizza. DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE. NO put the  Gun down. Put it down. Come on   I  did not have an affair with that cat. Why would I  sleep with her?? she  is not even Human. What?? Your the one who  bought her. No do not shoot her. FLUFFY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Monster why did you shoot our cat. No No  not the dog he does not even sleep with us NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 

 (RIP Fluffy and the dog)



 -BY Williumwall (P.S whoever decided to edit it, Your just a douche so keep that in mind :D )

