Greece

Ah Greece the Land of  the salves and Home of the Spartans. this   country has the most messed up History of all time  you might have heard of  the Spartans, Trojan Max but did you hear about  How they all united?



It all started out because of the Romans. the Romans invaded Greece but the Grecers did not like it so they revolted and Pushed the Romans out of their lands. so the Romans came back and burnt down every village  killed every  tree and  started to set up a new government of IHOP. Yes IHOP  invented the Pancake and Type Two diabetes for the world to love. so IHOP was a country  for  20 years and then fell (because of  the care bear horde led by Spiderman)  so  the  Romans   quickly  left  IHOP and the Greasy people FInally got their land back and  They got invaded Many times after the fact and were a land of  Rome for  about 200 Years, But when the Roman Empire fell the GReece Africa and kicked out Han solo and his Army of Ninja cats from Hell. ( long story short Han solo is a jerk). so  greece  had the most land in the world with Africa and Greece they were unstoppable. they stayed this way for about 1 year. Africa was invaded by every european country and Greece only held onto one area called Terabithia and they built a bridge to  it and made it so no one could see (unless you are on shrooms or elesd). so  they  sold that land to  Canada for 2 bags of potatoes and  about 100 million slaves. and they  all  had style. so  40 years has passed and WWII starts and they made  a deal with  the Nazi’s that no one would invade them so they   were happy and made the Nazi’s Lazer Guns. Until Voldemort and his Italian buddies invaded Italy. Itally asked the Nazi’s for help theyt said yes and  when   400 thousand  tanks landed in Greece they destroyed it and  then Greece Fell to the  Nazi’s ( who are actually Rhinos in costumes). so at the end of WWII they established a new state and rebuilt their country and since they  had no leader they elected a new one. who is that you may ask? well it is simple His name was Hitler (who is still in disguised as John Boehner) made the Greece country strong and big again ( without anyone but White males  they killed all the females and are forced to mate  via male and male). so they all eventually died off  so  Greece now a days is just an empty country with  Robots  roaming around controlling it. But what about the Ferret invasion of 09? well.... the Greece  welcomed  exactly 40000 people into their country to kill the ferrets but the people mated and now they have about 50 million people and they work together to fund the  leaders ( who are Robots) with all the   oil they ask for. But when will the people uprise and kill them all off? Well the answer is  we must wait and see. as soon as the Robots die who will run the country? the Answer is TOSH.O yes they will be run by a racist sexist  jerk that has no reason to live.(so a guy like Kin Jon Un?)

Answer to  question on the Nazi  page : NO I am not a racist  I make fun of everything not just one  group of people even myself Crampobie is me. But Like I always say my some of  best friends are Racist :) ( Joke like people saying some of my best friends are African American)

NEW QUESTION: Who is Williumwall ( me)? AN agry German? a creepy kitty? or a random person on the computer?